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gardnerhill's InsaneJournal:
| Tuesday, July 26th, 2011 | |
| 11:25 pm | Spot the Loony (July 26 prompt) Title: Spot The Loony Author: gardnerhill Rating: PG (language) Characters: BBC Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Sally Donovan Summary: The title is from a Monty Python sketch. Warnings: Cop mouth. Some abuse of an invasive non-native species. Word Count: 300 Author's Notes: For the July 26 prompt (Red, lantern, grass, needle, fish). *** The freak and his poor dumb-arse flatmate chum walked away from the red-drenched car. She liked John Watson. Seeing a nice ordinary bloke like him get caught up in Sherlock's psychopathy was painful. She continued to needle the one, but to the other, tossed out another hopeless lifeline. "Fishing," she called after John. "Try fishing." For God's bloody sake, anything had to be safer, saner, smarter, more fun to do, than this. John stopped and cocked his head at that one. He looked back at her for a moment, before continuing to follow the tall figure. *** Two mornings later, on the Thames embankment with Sherlock and Lestrade, Donovan collected information about an abandoned body when a loud wet BOOM and a splash made her jump back a foot. She slogged through the wet stones and clumps of grass and ducked under a bridge toward the source of the noise. And there she saw John standing on the riverbank, face calm and placid as he threw what looked like a stone into the river. But the BOOM and gouting spray that followed said otherwise. "What the hell are you doing?" she shrieked. "Those are bloody grenades! Where did you get those!" Without responding to her, John took two steps into the water, bent down and picked up a long body that floated past. When he straightened, he held a pop-eyed gap-mouthed Mediterranean weever, nearly two feet long. "I'm fishing," he said. He could have been saying "I'm having a cup of tea." "This is how I fish." Sally looked behind her wildly, to see if her boss saw this. But what she saw was Sherlock standing a few feet behind all of them. He grinned at her like a jack-o-lantern. …Oh my God. They were fucking made for each other. *** |
| Wednesday, February 11th, 2009 | |
| 11:16 pm | Happy Birthday Rakshi! Yes, a wee bit late but I had trouble posting yesterday. A bit of F&S for your delectation. A drabble. Title: AQUA VITAE Author: gardnerhill Word Count: 100 Fandom: LOTR, F&S Rating: G Author's Note: Seemed oddly appropriate for Valentine's Day as well. ( On the road to Hell... ) |
| Friday, March 21st, 2008 | |
| 12:49 pm | LOTR Drabble: "It" (F/S) Title: IT Author: gardnerhill Word Count: 100 Pairing: F/S Rating: G Author's Note: Outlast your enemies, it's better than a fight. ( Step into the Tower... ) |
| Monday, March 3rd, 2008 | |
| 3:04 pm | SPN RPF Drabble: "Method" Title: METHOD Author: Gardnerhill Fandom: Supernatural RPF Word Count: 100 Rating: PG for language, angst Pairing: Jared & Jensen Author's Note: Based very loosely on something Jensen Ackles said. ( I was supposed to keep you safe... ) |
| Wednesday, February 27th, 2008 | |
| 5:08 pm | SPN Drouble: "Bedlam Boys" Title: "Bedlam Boys" Word Count: 200 Fandom: Supernatural Pairing: Perhaps Rating: G Author's Note: A reputation, no matter how hard-earned, can be a valuable thing. ( Bonny boys, bonny mad boys... ) |
| 5:04 pm | Drabble, BTVS / SPN: "Hunter-Style" Title: HUNTER-STYLE Author: Gardnerhill Word Count: 100 Rating: PG-13 (language) Pairing: That’s the fun part. Fandoms: SPN, BTVS Author’s Note: The double-date that has to happen, dude. ( Menlo, California. ) |
| 5:00 pm | Drabble, SPN: "That's My Refrain" Title: THAT'S MY REFRAIN Word Count: 100 Fandom: Supernatural Pairing: None Rating: PG (language) Author's Note: Sam Winchester and Buffy Summers really need to compare notes. Takes place during part two of the SPN episode "All Hell Breaks Loose." ( Read more... ) |
| Thursday, January 3rd, 2008 | |
| 12:14 pm | The Professor! Here's to you, J.R.R. |
| Wednesday, December 26th, 2007 | |
| 2:19 pm | Viggorli Drabble: "February 24" Drabble: "February 24" Author: gardnerhill Word Count: 100 Pairing: Viggorli Rating: PG (one naughty word) Author’s Note: A fan can dream, can’t she? ( And the winner is... ) |
| Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 | |
| 12:48 pm | H/W Fic: "Brighton Memoirs" Title: BRIGHTON MEMOIRS Author: gardnerhill Word Count: 5550 Rating: G Pairing: H/W (if you can read Victorian code) Note: Letterfic. This story first appeared in Kathleen Resch’s zine NO HOLDS BARRED #9 in 1993. ( My dear Holmes: ) |
| Monday, September 24th, 2007 | |
| 8:20 pm | Viggorli Drabble: "Green Room" Drabble: "Green Room" Author: Gardnerhill Words: 100 Pairing: V/O Rating: PG (Word #1 is naughty) Disclaimer: Lies, lies, lies. Except for the bit about Viggo Mortensen appearing on the September 14 Colbert Report as Aragorn, endorsing Stephen Colbert's run for President and goddamn winning the Internet in 30 seconds. ( What say you, my lord! What say you! ) |
| Sunday, September 23rd, 2007 | |
| 1:32 pm | Birthday Drabble: "22nd" A day late, as usual! But here's an offering in honor of the Baggins Birthday. Title: 22nd Author: gardnerhill Words: 100 Rating: G Author's Note: It's such a lovely tradition, to give gifts upon your birthday. ( Go on, Sam, open it... ) |
| Saturday, September 8th, 2007 | |
| 1:46 pm | V/O Drabble: "To Have and Have Still" Title: TO HAVE AND HAVE STILL Author: gardnerhill Words: 100 Pairing: V/O (or O/V) Rating: G Author’s Note: Turnabout is fair play. ( You know how to whistle, don’t you, Viggo? ) |
| Monday, September 3rd, 2007 | |
| 11:32 pm | Eastern Promises Saw a preview of "Eastern Promises" at the movies today. Shirtless Viggo covered in tattoos. ... (blinks, wipes drool off lower lip) So very, very wrong of me to imagine "Orlando Was Here" scrawled above his ass. |
| Tuesday, August 28th, 2007 | |
| 2:42 am | Base Camp, With Hobbits (Free Drabble Inside!) Moving my stuff out of FundieJournal. Let's have a hobbit drabble! Title: Training Day Author: Gardnerhill Words: 100 Rating: G TRAINING DAY The giant spider chittered angrily and lunged at its fresh meat. Little Bilbo, alone and frightened in the wild, shouted with his own anger and advanced upon the Mirkwood monster, brandishing Sting. No friends of his would die by those poison fangs today, and he, Bilbo, would not wind up wrapped and hanging in foul spider-cords! From far outside of Mirkwood, a voice called. "Frodo! Samwise!" Spider and hobbit stopped their combat. "Tea's ready, lads!" The spell was broken. Frodo jumped up from his crouch on hands and knees. Sam dropped the stick. Both boys ran, laughing, into Bag End. |